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My name is Samantha and I'm 21. I love Sports. Favorite teams are Florida Gators, Minnesota Vikings and Miami Heat. I love to read and my favorite author is Stephen King. Music is my life I can never stop listening to it. My favorite artists are The Natural, Tommy C, Lil Crazed & the whole K.i.D team, Joanlee, IBU, Mike Musni, D Pryde, JREYEZ, Michelle Martinez, Auburn and Khleo Thomas just to name a few. I pretty much just post whatever I feel like at that moment.
May 9 '13
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Homonyms 101 with Shawn and Gus.
- Shawn: Well, why didn't you just say "right"?
- Gus: Because we're seamen right now.
- Shawn: We're what?
- Gus: Seamen. We're seamen.
- Shawn: Stop saying that! Anyone could be walking by!
- Gus: That's what we are! We're seamen!
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Best eulogy ever.
- Shawn: Jesus, how stupid sad is this? People die. It's awful. And unfair. (distraught) And oh my God, Gus is gonna die!
- Gus: I'm not gonna die, Shawn.
- Shawn: You are. Soon. Definitely before me if statistics prove correct. Which is so wrong, because I'm practically asking for it.
- Gus: (crying) People are gonna miss me so much!
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Punching Blake Shelton in the face
- Blake: Why don’t you come down here and punch me in my face.
- Carson: Yes, do it for all of us!
- Shakira: I’ll do it.
- Adam: I would really enjoy that.
- ...
- Blake: (To Usher) You want to punch me in my face too?
- Usher: Never, I love you.
- Blake: I love you too.
- Adam: Now you made me jealous.
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